Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
– Dave Barry
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
– Judith Viorst
I believe God created chocolate to make up for asparagus, and hot fudge to cancel out beets. This gives me hope for all else in life.
– Alan Robert Neal
What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic?
When will life give you something delicious?
Could life give me Chocolate instead?
Coffee, Champagne, Coffee, Chocolate, Coffee, Cash, Coffee, Cadillac, Coffee.
All the good things in life start with a “C”