Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most popular things to do in an emergency… 60% Update Facebook Status 15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube 15% Update Twitter Status 10% Call Emergency Services
Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting. Dr : When did the problem start? Sipho : Which problem?
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got? – Bill Maher
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.
Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
Meaning of CLASS: C => Come L => Late A => And S => Start S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
If you must lie, be brief.
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy
