When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
Most popular things to do in an emergency… 60% Update Facebook Status 15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube 15% Update Twitter Status 10% Call Emergency Services
Sipho : Dr I have a problem of forgetting. Dr : When did the problem start? Sipho : Which problem?
There’s nothing to fear. Except maybe that weird guy over there.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got? – Bill Maher
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.
Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
Meaning of CLASS: C => Come L => Late A => And S => Start S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
When someone says everything happens for a reason, I’d like to smack them and say, “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
If you must lie, be brief.
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
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