My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right. – Ashleigh Brilliant
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”
This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D
Be nice to nerds, because you may end up working for one!
You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.
You: Go to hell. Me: I go on vacations there.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
I’m in good shape. That shape is round. – Jarod Kintz
I will procrastinate later.
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
I always lie. Trust me.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield
For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!
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