Quotes by Mark Twain

The Bible has noble poetry in it… And some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
– Mark Twain

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
– Mark Twain

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
– Mark Twain

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
– Mark Twain

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
– Mark Twain

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

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