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Quotes by Mark Twain

The Bible has noble poetry in it… And some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
– Mark Twain

It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
– Mark Twain

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
– Mark Twain

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
– Mark Twain

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.
– Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
– Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
– Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
– Mark Twain

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