Short Funny Quotes
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”
Omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
and now I’m completely stoned
I am in shape…Round is a shape.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
People always tell you to never say never so just say I cant.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.