Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
So many men and yet so few brains.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.