Short Funny Quotes
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.