Short Funny Quotes
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
So many men and yet so few brains.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.