Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
So many men and yet so few brains.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?