Short Funny Quotes - Page 14

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

So many men and yet so few brains.

Submitted by: Frandia

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos

If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!

Submitted by: Saadi

Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again

Submitted by: xXxAmandaxXx

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

Submitted by: Phillip

What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

Submitted by: Way2Hot
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