Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
I will procrastinate later.
No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.
When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
It’s better to cheat, than to repeat…
My Reality Check bounced.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital.
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
You: Go to hell.
Me: I go on vacations there.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Get Well Soon!
Why Get Well Soon?
Why Not Get Well Now?
I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
– Groucho Marx
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
I’m an outstanding student, teacher often asks me to stand out of the class.
Without ME its just Aweso
Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.