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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Funny Quote: Never drive faster than your guardian angel...

Submitted by: Sam
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Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Submitted by: mayur

The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P

Submitted by: Allie

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

So many men and yet so few brains.

Submitted by: Frandia

So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again

Submitted by: xXxAmandaxXx

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

Submitted by: Phillip

Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420

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