Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
So many men and yet so few brains.
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .