Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
So many men and yet so few brains.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.