Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

Whats the difference between a battery and a woman?
Batteries have a positive side.
Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?
Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Submitted by: arrieffy on April 10, 2009

Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.

Submitted by: James on March 14, 2011

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won’t let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another!

Submitted by: Lee on December 6, 2010

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Submitted by: shady on September 20, 2011

The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.

Submitted by: shady on September 20, 2011

Why are girls?

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn on December 9, 2012

If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.


Happiness is not the only thing in the world. Which is exactly why every girl should fall in love with a man.

Submitted by: oviya on November 29, 2008

It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.

Submitted by: eyezwideopen on January 23, 2010

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter on April 7, 2013

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