Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.