Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”