Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak

Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

Submitted by: Spazz_princess15

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody
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Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Submitted by: wholio
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown

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