Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman
For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!