Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

Submitted by: Spazz_princess15

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak

Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Submitted by: wholio

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown

Copyright © 2006-2016 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote