Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]
God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.
Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– George Carlin
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.
I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.