Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!
When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..
A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)
Why are girls?
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.
Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!
A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”
The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows “How to get on every single one of them?”
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.