Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

Submitted by: Spazz_princess15

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody

Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Submitted by: wholio

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

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