Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

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There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Submitted by: Kris
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A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

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Only two things can change a woman’s mind:

1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.

Submitted by: simplaz
11

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter
1

No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes.
- Lillian Hellman

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For all men who say ‘A woman’s place is in the kitchen’ remember that’s where the knives are kept.

3

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
- Virginia Woolf

1

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three- dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
- Phyllis Diller

4

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

3

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
4

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn
1

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- Robin Williams

2

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Submitted by: Norman
3

Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

4

When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.

Submitted by: Arman
2

If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.

Submitted by: DaGooch
3

I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.

Submitted by: ukrainian girl
2

Men are nasty to each other and don’t mean it,
Women are nice to each other and don’t mean it!

Submitted by: Richard
4

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

Submitted by: tiara123

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