When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: “Oh my God! Congratulations!” Me: “My teacher had sex?”
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
Dear periods, the only reason I like you is because you’re a sign that I’m not pregnant.
When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy
The greatest joy on earth is to truly love. Discover love today. Experience the bliss & fulfillment that comes from loving and caring. Love is magical.
Every girl should find that one horse that teaches her what love is. Teaches her what a relationship really is, teaches her trust, how to love unconditionally, and most importantly, to teach her to cherish every moment spent with that horse because there is going to come a time when her best friend is gone. And her heart will be broken. That is what love is.
One day I’ll get over you, my tears will stop falling, putting on a smile will be easier and more real. I’ll stop doubting myself and I’ll stop trying to make up excuses for me and your mistakes. I’ll be able to laugh again. I’ll be able to walk by you with my head held high with no shame. I won’t have to avoid seeing you or hate the person you are currently with. I’ll be able to feel beautiful again and I won’t hate you anymore. I won’t hate myself anymore and I won’t regret being with you, because being with you taught me things that I never would have learned without you. I will realize how strong I am and I will move on. You won’t be forgotten because apparently you were my first love, but I won’t want you anymore and your name will be easier to say. One day I will let you go and I’ll move on.
Accepting yourself for who you are is the greatest thing of all. Who wants to live life always doubting themselves, trying to fix their flaws, or hide the true self. Embrace yourself or you’re never gonna truly be able to enjoy life.
For all you procrastinators out there, I’d like to meet with you to discuss this problem. I’m not sure when or where – but I’ll get back with you.
It was raining cats and dogs and there were poodles in the street.
As names of countries are different but earth is one so deities and Gods’ names are different but God is one.
Don’t let your life be a tape recorder of the misery of the past. You can do nothing about the past.
Happiness is a choice…you cannot choose what happens, but you can choose your reaction to it and be happy.
The only losers in football, are the quitters.
Of what use is your wealth and kingdom if you don’t have the liberation and freedom to be what you want to be.
Volleyball doesn’t only require skills. It also requires a strong fighting heart.
How come I’m still ignored after all I’ve done for you, I gave you my heart because I cared.
All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter.
A home filled with grandchildren is a home filled with love.
Tears are the silent language of grief.
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say goodbye, you were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why.
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.